geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(via fake-mermaid)


bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

(via zackisontumblr)


ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via shouldnt)


mcr-tweets:

ray toro is god

(via badmcrfics)


jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via fake-mermaid)


vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

(via stopiero)


tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via tyleroakley)


crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

image

(via fakeyourdick)